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Skizzleplex – Crumbs “B” Gone!

[This is an excerpt from the latest issue of my comedy newsletter, Skizzleplex – enjoy!]

Crumbs “B” Gone!

A highly toxic spray that makes your shirt 20% more resistant to crumbs. With cracker season just around the corner, can you afford NOT to buy this??

$59.99 per 3 oz. Bottle

For outdoor use ONLY

Not for use on:

  • People
  • Shirts
  • Crumbs

Fun for the whole family!

(not for use on families)