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The return. A play in one act.

 

The culprit.

INT: RITE AID.

ME: excuse me, I would like to return this Axe body spray.

MANAGER: for what reason?

ME: it doesn’t work. The commercials say it will get you laid, no problem. I haven’t had sex in 3 years.

MANAGER: how do  I know you aren’t lying? For all I know, you could have had sex twenty minutes ago.

ME: why would I lie about that?

MANAGER: I don’t know, but without any proof, I can’t give you a refund.

ME: what kind of proof? Do you want to smell my dick?!

MANAGER: Yes.

ME: What? Really?

MANAGER: Yes.

DRAMATIC PAUSE.

ME: Okay.

END.

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