The new issue of Skizzleplex is out! It’s issue 8 and it’s called “Oh shit! My dick fell off! LOL!”
As you can probably tell from the title, we’re trying to shift the focus away from the sophomoric humor of the past issues and go in a new, sophisticated direction.
Think McSweeney’s or the New Yorker. Stuff like that.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy it and as always, feel free to print it out, distribute it, sell it, throw it out of an airplane or off a tall building, whatever!
If you don’t know what this is and would like more information, send me an email at skizzleplex (at) yahoo (dot) com and I will send you the latest issue.
If you’re looking for back copies, you can go to archive.skizzleplex.com and download them all in .pdf format for free! What a bargain!
[This is an excerpt from the latest issue of my comedy newsletter, Skizzleplex – enjoy!]
Crumbs “B” Gone!
A highly toxic spray that makes your shirt 20% more resistant to crumbs. With cracker season just around the corner, can you afford NOT to buy this??
$59.99 per 3 oz. Bottle
For outdoor use ONLY
Not for use on:
Fun for the whole family!
(not for use on families)
The gastrointestinal adventures of me and my girlfriend – via cartoon!
Thanks to Mauro Flores Jr.
Well, he’s out of the bear suit and back on the street, pimpin’ hos and clockin’ a grip like his name was Dolemite!
Don’t forget to visit supercooldudeland.com for all your cartoon needs!*
* refers only to cartoon needs involving illustrated versions of me in crazy costumes or anamorphic boxes of artificially flavored cheesestuffs who help out burgers.
Here’s the latest installment. You know how when your buddy accidentally murders his girlfriend in a heated moment and then you help him cover up the crime and dispose of the body, then you follow it up with a trip to Applebee’s? You know how you just sorta want to hang out and chill for a while, after that? No such luck for HH!
Over on my cartoon site, supercooldudeland.com, I have a new cartoon with Mauro Flores Jr.
It follows the adventures of Hamburger Helper in the Land of Hamburgers, where he helps them.
I did a web cartoon with my friend, Mauro Flores Jr. and though he did all the work, I am taking all the credit. It’s on my brand new site, Super Cool Dude Land!
Or, just check it out by clicking on the thumbnail below: