My New Restaurant!

Well, you may have been wondering where I’ve been lately.

What? No? You haven’t? Not even a little bit?

Wow. OK, well anyway, I’ve been busy working on getting my new business venture off the ground: “Just The Skin!” The world’s first fried chicken skin restaurant!

Let’s face it: everybody loves the crispy fried skin of the chicken, but we all hate eating the meat, right? All those bones and stuff. Who the hell has the time? Not me! And now, neither do you!

Some restaurants will claim they’re selling ‘just the skin’ but the truth is, they take shortcuts to reduce costs and fatten their bottom line. Not us! We take whole chickens, fry them up, take off the skin and throw out the rest! The way it should be!

Our first store is up and running and we’ll soon be expanding beyond the Knoxville metropolitan area, hopefully by the end of the year. We’re looking for interested parties who want to expand their own franchises all over the country.

Which brings me to the point of this post. If you’ve got $750,000 in cash and a net worth over $4.5 million or greater, send me an email at so we can talk turkey (or in this case, chicken) and discuss this fantastic opportunity at greater length.

Or you can go to the web page we’ve created for anyone interested in finding out more about this great new way to build your wealth:


  1. If only you’d said something before I invested in that British restaurant chain, “It’s What’s Inside That Counts”. Kinda the opposite of your idea, really.

  2. Dang, Pit-Pat, I was gonna say the same thing about my Namibian restaurant chain, “Just the Unwashed Warthog’s Asshole.” Anthony Bourdain is a regular customer.

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