This is a shirt I bought in the Los Angeles International Airport on a return trip from somewhere.
You see, I saw it in the store and debated buying it, but then chickened out.
On my way home, I thought to myself, “You know, how many times do you get a second chance in life, like this?” So I bought it.
This is the kind of shirt I wish I had 20 of.
Not that it fits that well. It’s a little short and tends to ride up on me.
It’s just rare to find a shirt that so perfectly sums up your whole philosophy of life, like that.
I mean, not only is it a shark wearing a Hawaiian shirt who is from Los Angeles (just like me!), it’s a shark wearing a Hawaiian shirt who is from Los Angeles who has sunglasses on!
I mean, how often do you come across a shirt like that? That’s my thing! I always wear sunglasses! So perfect.
Anyway, the surfer part isn’t so much like me, but hey, 4 out of 5 isn’t bad, as far as shirts go.
So I really wish I had 20 of these, because I am sure that they will soon sell out and never be printed again, because everything about it screams “limited edition”.