No more iPhone.
I dropped it in the toilet trying to take a picture of a monster deuce I took.
(Like who didn’t see that one coming?)
Apple says that kind of damage isn’t covered and I can’t buy a new one under the subsidized price, so it would be $599 to replace it. Seeing as I didn’t really have the money to spend on one in the first place, it looks like it’s back to my trust old Razr.