Aha! I bet you a-holes thought you had me beat! But it’s before midnight and here’s my shitty blog for the day!
I bet you thought, “Wow, it’s been like a week and already Eric hasn’t been able to post one blog a day! What a loser he is!”
Well, I may be a loser and I may be fat, but you’re forgetting that I’m also a fat loser!
Speaking of that, this is my new obsession:
That’s right! I’m on a virtual Disney World vacation! Whenever I want! Would a fat loser with no friends who is ugly and a loser and lazy and stupid do that?
I think not!