OK, as humiliating as this is, it was just too funny not to share.
What you see above is my little blog, churning along with a few hundred hits a day (what looks like zero on the graph) and then all of a sudden my stupid little post gets on to the front page of Digg and goes crazy.
Even now, I still get a couple thousand of hits. Though it doesn’t seem like anybody’s clicking on any other posts, really.
I kinda feel like Color Me Badd or Gary Coleman, complaining about how I’m a much more diverse talent with a lot more to offer than just that stupid fluke picture I took.
The moral of the story is you should be careful what you wish for.
Now that I’ve touched the sky and tasted the golden sky fruit that floats around up there, waiting to be gobbled up like Pac Man Power Pellets, coming back down to earth to shovel gruel and malted oats into my mouth makes everything taste that much worse.
You people don’t get it!
You sheep are happy down here, but I’ve seen all that life has to offer and I want it back! You literally don’t know what you’re missing. To have it snatched out of my hands this way is too much.
My advice is to never try. That way, you can never succeed. If you never succeed, you’ll never be let down when that success has to go away.
Because it always will. Everything good does. John Lennon? Dead. Ringo Starr? Alive.
Arrested Development? Cancelled. According to Jim? On the air til 2017.
So, to sum up: the world sucks, you guys are all assholes, I’m way better than everyone and you can suck it.
I’m going to Disneyland.