I know, can you believe it? I’m as surprised as you are.
What’s especially wierd is that I didn’t apply for the job, there was no audition process and nobody informed that I have gotten the position.
Also, I’m not a singer.
So, really, in this situation, what is there left for me to assume other than that I am the new lead singer of the 90’s rock band, Alice in Chains?
Plus, look at that picture.
Apology accepted. That was your free one. If you ever accuse me of lying again, that’s it.