Probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Here is a Wikipedia article about John Mark Karr. He’s that guy who came forward and said he killed Jon Benet Ramsey, but then was later acquitted.
He’s married a 13 year old and a 16 year old that he had gotten pregnant. He’s been caught with child pornography several times.
“What’s so funny about that,” you ask?
Scroll to the bottom, where it says “Domestic Argument Arrest.”
“After a long break from being in the media Karr was again arrested and jailed July 6, 2007 when he was involved in a domestic argument at his father’s house in suburban Atlanta. The argument was between Karr, his girlfriend and his father. He was charged with battery and obstruction of a 911 call and released.”
That’s right. His girlfriend.
Child molestor. Famous for admitting he killed a little girl when he didn’t even do it. Not particularly handsome.
But he’s got a girlfriend.
And you don’t. Man, you suck, Pickles!