In case you don’t know, the best way to get girls is to show them how you would have sex with them by humping a couch.
That way, they will think, “Hmm, that is how he would hump me and that looks pleasurable.”
Then the girls will call you up or send you an email and say, “Hey, I saw your video where you pretend to have sex with a couch and there is music playing and I would like to go on a date with you.”
Then you will go on a date with them and they will probably have sex with you because they saw your video.
So, if you want to join my thrust squad and start humping girls and couches, let me know.