Sorry I haven’t written anything in a while.
There was “an incident”.
I wasn’t going to talk about it, but what’s the point of having a blog if you only share the positive aspects of your life?
I got arrested. It was stupid.
Basically, I bet my friend that I could get hooked on heroin and then quit cold turkey and nothing would happen. The good news is: I won the bet. The bad news is: I won by lying to my friend and telling him nothing happened.
The details are fuzzy, but within about a six hour span, I lost my job, got divorced, joined the Navy, was then honorably discharged from the Air Force (for some reason) and woke up in an alley, surrounded by crushed-in, metal garbage cans.
Apparently, I was crying and saying something about how I killed R2D2.
So that’s it. No big deal. I’m sorry, can we just drop it? I guess you’ve never made an honest mistake. Well, we’re not all perfect like you, Shakespeare.