Here is a submission I made to the web humour magazine, McSweeney’s. Yes, the ‘u’ is correct, it’s that kind of humor.
Consider this more of a “fuck you” to the idea that “intelligent” comedy is better than “funny” comedy, rather than a legitimate attempt at getting published.
Things to do to save time while taking a dump:
- Chat with Grammy
- Brush your teeth
- Arrange flowers
- Eat an ice cream cone
- Play with Legos
- Mix-up meat for tacos