I am (no longer) away from my computer


Well Death, I gave you the slip again.

I just got home from my minor surgical procedure. Everything seems to have gone well. I am just chillaxing at home now, so I’ll probably be super bored. Thanks to everyone for their prayers and well-wishes and total lack of sending me pornography.



  1. Best in what the hell ever you’re having done there.

    Man, if I didn’t know you weren’t on the road and passing through Wisconsin last Saturday, I woulda swore I saw you in the Kwik Trip two days ago. I had to do a quadruple take at this dude that looked exactly like you. Freeeeeeeaky. But, the dead giveaway that is wasn’t you was, he was dressed like an enormously flaming gay dude. I could never picture you in what he had on.
    Plus, even if it had been you, I wouldn’t have been able to say, “Hey… Eric Filipkowski,” because I had quite a bourbon buzz on (no, I wasn’t driving) and couldn’t pull your name to the front of my mind to save my drunk ass. But, in hindsight, being it wasn’t you, it’s probably best I didn’t say anything. He may have liked long hair, bearded, drunk hippie guys.

  2. I would just like to share that, like you, I have been cursed with a silly Polish name. Are you ready for it?


    I have a support group that meets every Wednesday night at 9:30 p.m. in a 7-11 parking lot. You should come…and I promise there are no “stupid Polock” jokes.

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