I blame Napoleon Dynamite


Check this out.

Now, I have a theory. This “ninja” wasn’t actually trying to steal anything, I think he was just some lonely loser on a “mission”. He probably saw that “cut the phone line” thing in a movie. I bet he used a bowline knot to tie the guy up after he learned it in scouts. I have a hunch I’m right about this. I can just picture him sitting at home in his mom’s basement, kicking himself for leaving fingerprints.

That’s not the ninja way.

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6 comments

  1. No Stacy, you’re not alone. The only thing that movie did for me was give me the urge to be violent.

    And phony, you’re a mean, mean, stinky boy….But if you spank me I promise to cry harder

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