I blame Napoleon Dynamite

Check this out.

Now, I have a theory. This “ninja” wasn’t actually trying to steal anything, I think he was just some lonely loser on a “mission”. He probably saw that “cut the phone line” thing in a movie. I bet he used a bowline knot to tie the guy up after he learned it in scouts. I have a hunch I’m right about this. I can just picture him sitting at home in his mom’s basement, kicking himself for leaving fingerprints.

That’s not the ninja way.



  1. No Stacy, you’re not alone. The only thing that movie did for me was give me the urge to be violent.

    And phony, you’re a mean, mean, stinky boy….But if you spank me I promise to cry harder

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