OK, I still haven’t had these things and the jury is still out. Crustin says they suck, but Stacy says they’re good. They look just like chicken tenders to me but what the hell do I know? Am I a scientist? No. Do I work in a chicken factory? Am I the guy in the Burger King suit? I don’t know.
Anyway, looks like Mr. King is in trouble over these annoying ads. Apparently there is a rock n’ roll outfit called “the slip knot” or something that is suing Burger King for copyright infringement. I guess these fellas wear masks too. I don’t know if they sing about chickens but I would assume that’s probably part of their deal as well.
The point is, these ads should stop. It’s wrong to wear masks.