chicken fries, pt. 3

OK, I still haven’t had these things and the jury is still out. Crustin says they suck, but Stacy says they’re good. They look just like chicken tenders to me but what the hell do I know? Am I a scientist? No. Do I work in a chicken factory? Am I the guy in the Burger King suit? I don’t know.

Anyway, looks like Mr. King is in trouble over these annoying ads. Apparently there is a rock n’ roll outfit called “the slip knot” or something that is suing Burger King for copyright infringement. I guess these fellas wear masks too. I don’t know if they sing about chickens but I would assume that’s probably part of their deal as well.

The point is, these ads should stop. It’s wrong to wear masks.



  1. Hell, I just find it funny that Burker King titled the new website as “CoqRoq”. Doesn’t that inspire images of porn instead of chicken? Nonetheless, I thought they were mighty tasty.

    Now that I’ve been linked within a post for the first time, I guess you somewhat stole my virginitiy. CoqRoq on!

  2. Yeah, I couldn’t believe that either. I should have put that in the post. Boy, I really dropped the ball on that one. Didn’t ‘cock rock’ initially refer to those hair metal bands, as in it all being about banging chicks and pretending to be such a cool guy and whatever? Imagine if the website was Wendy’s should do that now that Dave’s dead.

  3. You’ll have to contact Wendy about a more adult inspired marketing campaign. Right now they’re sporting those obnoxious raccoons. I like the way their bellys look all full when they’re done eating though. 🙂 I’m biased though. I had a pet raccoon when I was much younger.

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