Well I wasn’t about to say “beam me up” or something like that. Check it out, James Doohan, ne, Scotty from Star Trek, just died. First of all, he was 85. That’s old. But it makes sense. Even in those early shows, he had grey hair. Even odder, he wasn’t even Scottish. This is worse than when I found out that crying indian from the ads was actually italian. I’m glad I’m not one of those Star Trek fans (“Star Treks, they like to be called), because I would be devastated. What a fucking liar!