Apparently the boy who claims Michael Jackson molested him is on tape a month before he would make his accusations telling the camera that Jacko cured his cancer.
“We were driving up the hill, and [Jackson] told me, ‘You need to get better,'” the boy, then 13, said, per the AP. “He told me, ‘You need to eat up all those cancer cells like Pac-Man.’ I never forgot that.”
That’s a real quote! Go to the link, I’m not making this up! I know there’s a horrible joke here somewhere, I’m just too tired to think it up right now.
But trust me, it would have been funny.