Hey, is it just me, or does Patrick Swayze totally co-opt that old dude’s big moment at the end of Dirty Dancing? It really bothers me, because the guy who runs the resort is getting all sentimental and whatnot about how the Jewish kids want to go to Europe these days and then suddenly this greaseball shows up and puts the whole thing on pause while he does his little dance routine. Am I the only one who was really touched by that “Join hands and hearts and voices” song? Look, if you want to go and tell off Jerry Orbach, that’s fine, but do it on your own time. It’s just not cool to barge in and ruin someone else’s moment like that just because you want to bang some girl with a big nose.