So in case you haven’t heard through the grapevine, my girlfriend of six months and I have broken up. I’ve been thinking about how/if I should write about that here. I guess I’m not going through anything that everybody else hasn’t gone through before, but it honestly feels like the end of the world. Danielle was/is my best friend and I will always love her very much. But now, added to that, I also hate her very much. This is the thing I am currently dealing with: trying to stay civil and be mature without stooping to my usual antics that result in girls crying. I don’t know why I’m even writing this. Who cares? What’s the point? I should probably just shut up and move on with it. Anyway, if anyone wants to give me $12,000, that might make things better.