So I was listening to the radio today and I wondered, “am I the only one totally underwhelmed by the new beastie boys song?” Am I the only one totally underwhelmed by the beastie boys? I think they’re ok, but people fucking love them. I don’t get it. I’ve noticed whenever something is ‘universally acclaimed’, either by the mainstream or the hipster elite, I usually don’t like it. Some examples: the movies of cameron crowe, U2, sex & the city. I remember when ‘the osbournes’ first came out, everyone went nuts for that shit. But now you can’t stand it. You should have listened to me. That’s not fair, I’ve never even seen an episode actually. But then again, I’ve never eaten poop. What? Poop? Who says that? I do.