Step 1: Procure an absorbent rag. Cotton fiber works best, in my experience.

Step 2: Apply AXE Body Spray liberally to the cotton rag.

Step 3: Using one hand, reach around from behind an unwitting female and apply the rag so that it covers both her nose and mouth. Be sure to use your entire arm to grip her tight in order to prevent her from struggling away. Some may say that using both hands is more convenient, but it has been my experience that the other hand must be used to, you know, get yourself in the mood, as it were.

Step 4: I can give you more.

Step 5: Once your female “friend” is fully incapacitated by the rich musk of the AXE Body Spray, she is officially yours to do with as you see fit. Works every time. Enjoy!

**EDIT**: Holy shit, bro! I have heard that they also make AXE Body Spray in pill form now! You can just drop it in some chick’s drink when she’s not even looking, and then you don’t even have to worry about finding a rag. Just wait until she drops to the ground ‘cuz she’s so hot for you, and then get it, son! Bonus!

**EDIT #2**: My cellmate just told me that I must be thinking of something else besides AXE Body Spray, but that guy is full of shit most of the time. He’s been telling people around here that he bought me for a pack of cigarettes from some neo-Nazi gang and has been banging me in the ass on a nightly basis for the last seven months, but that’s totally not true, bro! You know what I’m sayin’! High fi-ghlrbmmph*choke*-ve! Sorry, hard to type with this cock in my mouth…