“Hmm, I have this job as a producer on a kids show called “Barney & Friends” that’s about a purple dinosaur, but I’m not really happy. I don’t want to quit, because then that would prevent me from getting unemployment, but if I were to somehow get fired… Oh wait, I’ve got it!”
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Tales from PBS « hollywoodphony.com | RSS EYE Directory // October 12, 2009 at 6:20 pm |
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Kate C. // October 14, 2009 at 6:19 am |
you always think on your feet
daveed // October 20, 2009 at 8:49 am |
“Whatever happened to Timmy? Such a nice, sensitive boy, doing what he loved on that dinosaur kid’s show. Last I heard he was living with some boys in a house on Venice Beach. I guess his acting career never took off.”
Fern // October 29, 2009 at 12:28 am |
Unfortunately (or fortunately for employers) most of the time when an employee is fired for cause they aren’t eligible for unemployment. That being said, if I was the HR manager deciding whether to contest the toothbrush dance choreographer’s application for unemployment, I think I would let them slide. It’s the least I could do to repay them for the laugh.