Comments on: Cookie Monster Vlog #4 – viewer mail

By: upyourface

upyourface — Fri, 30 May 2008 21:04:32 +0000

Nice mouth. You kiss my mother with that mouth?

By: hollywoodphony

hollywoodphony — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:22:59 +0000

Good eye, but yes.

When I was a kid, the older boys in the neighborhood told me to go up to my mom and call her a bitch and then when she slapped me, I was supposed to laugh.

Also, I apparently walked around saying “fuskin naskaholies” when I was really little.

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:48 +0000

Sorry, CM. I asked my mom if she would let me take a picture of her taking a dump, but she got really mad at me for asking her to do such a gross thing. She was really adamant about it (not to be confused with Adam Ant, that super gay singer from the 80’s), so it doesn’t look like it’s going to happen. All I could convince her to do was let me take a picture of her while I took a dump on her. Is that okay? Again, sorry to compromise the integrity of your request. I know it’s not exactly what you asked for, but at least it’s something. There were no chocolate chips in this particular piece of excrement, but there may have been a peanut or two.

Also, I noticed in your video that the mountains on the label of the delicious Coors Light bottle that you were drinking from did not appear to be blue, indicating that the beer had not yet reached the proper level of coldness to be consumed at optimal temperature. So my question is this: does that make me gay?

By: hollywoodphony

hollywoodphony — Fri, 30 May 2008 03:23:42 +0000

I’m just glad your message didn’t go to the spam bucket for once!

By: felicia b.

felicia b. — Fri, 30 May 2008 03:19:37 +0000

the reason i asked if you had diabetes is because of your untiring diet of sugary cookies! scoff at me now and think of me later when you can’t see shit out of your googly monster eyes and your blue legs are blue amputated stumps, you dick!

great vlog, btw! lol!