Let your CAPTCHA be your guide

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[Hey there, if you want to see what my life has been like ever since this made the front page of Digg, please click here and check it out! Thanks, HP]

It must be wAcKy PIcTurE thUrsDAy!!! or something.

I guess Digg didn’t think this post was worthy (

I swear to god, I haven’t altered that at all. I was about to submit a post I didn’t think that was great; having second thoughts about just forgetting about it. Then I read that captcha.

I submitted it anyway. I’m not going to let a robot tell me what to do.

61 Responses to “Let your CAPTCHA be your guide”

  1. Gsm Lobby Says:

    That made my day! RofL Imao.
    Congratz.

  2. Ginger Ale Says:

    I don’t get it.

  3. hollywoodphony Says:

    CAPTCHA is a system to verify that who or whatever is posting to a website is an actual person. It randomly generates letters and numbers into a picture, which you then copy into that little box. This one just happened to say “WTF FU” as in, “What the fuck? Fuck you!” Thank you for making me spell it out so that I could ruin the joke! I am officially quitting Hollywood now and it’s all because of you!

  4. Ginger Ale Says:

    So did you click on the “Can’t read it? Listen to it!” box?

    Maybe if you had drawn me a picture, you wouldn’t have to spell it out for me. But whatev’s funnyman.

  5. Scott Baio Says:

    Easy there, Eric. You don’t have to quit Hollywood, maybe just the internets. \m/ \m/

  6. hollywoodphony Says:

    OK, I won’t.

  7. bre101 Says:

    hahaha ditto here! that just made my day!

    check out bre101 at http://www.bre101.wordpress.com
    join in on the crazy world of bre10!

    p.s
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  8. Ralf Says:

    “I submitted it anyway. I’m not going to let a robot tell me what to do.”

    Are you talking about the DIGG robot?
    Anyway… just a note to mention that the CAPTCHA is actually a robot telling you what to to.
    It’s kind of a sick road.

    ARE YOU HUMAN?

    An automated system/robot can judge if you are human enough??
    Help me Sarah Connor

  9. Dave Nofmeister Says:

    Wow, how funny! I wonder what the chances are of actually getting that. My calculations are 1 in 11,881,376, but I’ve been wrong before.

  10. RancidAmoeba Says:

    Wicked, totally wicked! On another note, you want to be careful; you only ever cross a robot once.

  11. hgghg Says:

    ijij

  12. Bob Says:

    Good one on removing the picture from an article that’s about the picture. Now we can all wonder WTF you are talking about.

  13. Esteban Says:

    Funny, I said the same thing to the CAPTCHA.
    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2346988

  14. Jayson hahn Says:

    That’s hilliarious, deff makes my day. Now let’s just hope the rest of the day is as interesting :P.

    Watch out the robot’s are going to take over the world!

    http://www.sunshinestateit.com

  15. Scott Baiowolf Says:

    Look at you, getting on the front page of wordpress. And look at the the fans you have now! Moving on up, to the East Side. Can I be Wheezy to your George?

  16. Leefe Says:

    Awesome XD

  17. wtffu Says:

    WTF? What was the picture supposed to be when it was going to be submitted to digg in the first place? Something doesn’t match up here. Fake. Fake. Fake.

  18. eddiies Says:

    BOO!

  19. speedykt Says:

    BOO!

  20. Russell Heimlich Says:

    Wikipedia insulted me with a caption -> http://www.russellheimlich.com/blog/did-wikipedia-just-insult-me/

  21. liv4day Says:

    LOL. That is funny!

  22. Nickorette Says:

    haha I thought they were just spamming about that pres site but its pretty fucking funny. Using political humor in captchas to keep the spammers away… who woudla thought!

    http://www.steveross4pres.com

  23. Nickorette Says:

    haha I thought they were just spamming about that pres site but its pretty fucking funny. Using political humor in captchas to keep the spammers away… who woudla thought!

    http://www.steveross4pres.com

    !

  24. Steve Says:

    VOTE STEVE ROSS FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    HTTP://WWW.STEVEROSS4PRES.COM

  25. Stevers Says:

    FUCK CLINTON AND OBAMA,

    VOTE STEVE ROSS FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    HTTP://WWW.STEVEROSS4PRES.COM

  26. Stevers Says:

    CHANGE IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

    VOTE STEVE ROSS FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    HTTP://WWW.STEVEROSS4PRES.COM

    WHY THE FUCK NOT?

  27. Stevers Says:

    CHANGE IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

    VOTE STEVE ROSS FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    http://WWW.STEVEROSS4PRES.COM

    WHY THE FUCK NOT?

  28. Stevers Says:

    COULD HE REALLY DO ANY WORSE?

    VOTE STEVE ROSS FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    http://WWW.STEVEROSS4PRES.COM

    WHY THE FUCK NOT?

  29. Hillary Clinton Says:

    VOTE STEVE ROSS FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    http://WWW.STEVEROSS4PRES.COM

    WHY THE FUCK NOT?

  30. Barrak Obama Says:

    VOTE STEVE ROSS FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    http://WWW.STEVEROSS4PRES.COM

    WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

  31. kingbird Says:

    Hmmm. I’m thinking of a Photoshop Friday kind of gag — strange CAPTCHAs and strange uses of CAPTCHA… equal opportunities for robots and the like

  32. George Bush Says:

    errrr uhhhh durrrr ummm…

    VOTE STEVE ROSS FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

    http://WWW.STEVEROSS4PRES.COM

    WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

  33. Television Spy Says:

    Lol…that’s hilarious, almost as great as when Yahoo capatcha told me to STFU OK

  34. impuLsive Says:

    Haha, funny!

  35. Rekzai Says:

    lol u got pwned by a captcha

  36. Shan Shan Says:

    Love it!!!

    That would only happen to you of course!!!

  37. nwlimited Says:

    This rules! Wish it had been mine!

  38. Bordo Says:

    Congrats on your new found fame. Now you can afford to by me hair plugs.

  39. Pit-Pat Says:

    My uncle was in a club that I think was called CAPTCHA. They used to have picnics and stuff and he would take me. We would drink special punch and play games like bobbing for apples. I never got an apple, but I think I got a banana a few times.

  40. Shaz Says:

    @Dave Nofmeister

    I calculated the chance to be 1 in 45,239,040 but i too have been wrong many times before…

    Anyone else care to venture a number??

  41. kopy kitten Says:

    The captcha function on my site kept spelling out “free blow jobs” so I took it down and now anybody can comment and I get tons of spam. And blow jobs.

  42. mathGeek Says:

    the probability of this is 1 in 14,348,907
    i might be wrong.

  43. Scott Baio Says:

    Sweet! There’s nothing funnier than probability. Reminds me of that classic slapstick comedy A Beautiful Mind. Remember how Russel Crowe played the retard who got so frustrated with not being able to “see” his math patterns or what-the-fuck-ever, and he smacked his head on a window, and the glass broke, and his head started bleeding? God damn, that was hilarious! I almost fell out of my chair! It was clearly on homage to the wacky antics of Three Stooges, except there was only one Russell Crowe. But he did have three hilarious imaginary buddies. Remember when the imaginary little girl held out her arms to hug the retarded old math guy, but Professor Lunkhead just walked right by her like she wasn’t even there? That’s right, bitch, you got served! Funniest moment in movie history! The probability of me laughing = yes!

  44. underprivilegedjournalism Says:

    #### = 4 stars!

  45. zcollvee Says:

    :D lol XD
    I did something like this a while ago:
    http://thedailytech.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/lol-super-poke/

  46. Pit-Pat Says:

    My shoes hurt!

  47. Keith Says:

    What a surprise! It has got to be your lucky day, once in a million chance of having that combination coming up.

  48. danpm Says:

    down with robots!

    Also do you know how I can get money to take surveys?

  49. Jan Brady Says:

    Amazing. Insightful. Teach me.

  50. americanbadass607 Says:

    That says it all.

  51. 2.0 Weblogs Says:

    robots are people too, uh…

  52. Lakeside Trish Says:

    Hysterical! Thanks for sharing it - got you on the front page of WordPress at least. :)

  53. Barb Says:

    Congrats!!! Keep the funnyisms coming, shorty! Love & XXX, Barb

  54. DespairsRae Says:

    lulz

  55. Armand Says:

    Ha ha… that’s a classic!

    Watch out Hollywood! Coz, next time it could say - “I’ll Be Back!”

    Made my day buddy! :)

  56. Pit-Pat Says:

    Man, it was like Vermont in October around here for a minute. Those tourists tore the shit out of my lawn. Oh, well. At least I got a couple of wallets and a bitchin’ set of hubcaps!

  57. hollywoodphony Says:

    Yeah, thankfully things can go back to normal now. Just us!

  58. Scott Baio Says:

    I’m just happy to know that I was here to witness the meteorical rise and eventual decline of a cultural phenomenon. Time to begin the next phase, in which Eric wanders around Hollywood aimlessly, driving with his babies not properly secured in their carseats, shaving his head, and allowing himself to be photographed sans underwear. You know, anything to stay in the spotlight.

    Then they’ll try to make you go to rehab…

  59. Jan Brady Says:

    You take your life into your own hands and see what happens? No one to blame. Yet how reluctantly the mind consents to the reality, once the thrill of the livin’ is gone. Rock on hollywoodphony, rock on.

    Hellew there Scott.

  60. republicans suck Says:

    I hate capcha, I can never read it ><

  61. OW Says:

    lol :)

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