Worst band ever – the Barenaked Ladies


Seriously, they suck. You might not even realize it because you probably haven’t even thought about them in seven years or so, but they do. I haven’t even heard that much of their music but what I have heard is so god-awful, that even if the rest was on par with the Beatles, it still wouldn’t cancel out all the horrible musical energy these douchebags have created.

Now I’m not one to back up my wild accusations with “facts” or “reasonable arguments” but consider this:

The Barenaked Ladies are from Canada.

Yeah, that’s right. APOLOGY ACCEPTED. Has Canada ever put out any good music? To answer this question with anything but “No” immediately labels you as a retard.

“But what about Celine Dion?” – if you’re anyone but someone’s 50 year old mother, you’re either 600 pounds or Harvey Firestein.

“Rush is good, though” – you are 35 and live at home with your parents (and not because you had heart surgery).

“Are you kidding? Bryan Adams is awesom— OW, THAT HURTS, WHY ARE YOU BEATING ME ABOUT THE HEAD, NECK, FACE AND CHEST???”

And that’s it. There is no other Canadian music. Since I have proven that all Canadian music is horrible, beyond a reasonable doubt, the Barenaked Ladies must also be horrible.

Oh sure, I could point out that the only people who like the Barenaked Ladies are usually women who are less than “asthetically pleasing”. I guess they think, “hey, that lead singer is kinda fat too, I bet he wouldn’t mind this water park innertube I call a mid-section.” But I’m not gonna do that.

I’m also not going to point out that they’re the only people in the world who don’t realize they’re in a joke band. I saw an interview with these clowns where they were talking about how they want to be taken as serious musicians. They had written a song about one of their friends who died or something and they started getting choked up. I couldn’t believe it. If I had been interviewing these goons, I would have slapped them and said, “Hey dickbags, you’re one step down from Dr. Demento. Weird Al has more street cred than you. Now shut the hell up and go be the opening act for Carrot Top.”

This is off-topic, but I also realized why women go back and sleep with their loser ex-boyfriends: It’s so they can have sex without raising their total number of people they’ve slept with! I’m so proud of myself for figuring that out I just had to add it into this blog even thought it has nothing to do with the Barenaked Ladies, who suck.

So in summation, the Barenaked Ladies are the worst band ever and if you like them, there’s something wrong with you and you should probably get a lobotomy or something like that. I know that mainstream psychiatry doesn’t really do those anymore but I’m sure you could find some back alley abortionist or crack addict who would.

And hockey sucks too.

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90 comments

  1. Why would anyone want to keep their sex numbers down. What kind of a world are we living in? Having higher numbers than your mate gives you bargaining power and secrets that he will always want to know, but never will because that’s how you’ll keep your relationship sexy.
    And it’s a constant reminder that you are sexy and guys think you’re hot and if this guy doesn’t cut it, there’s plenty more where he came from.

  2. What about Nelly Furtado? She’s Canadian and I bet you think she’s hot, right? Because she shows her flat little tummy all over town and fat girls don’t have souls, right?
    Yeah, you fucking closet case. And by “closet case” I mean chubby chaser. You, Eric Filipkowski are a self described chubby chaser, so get over yourself once and for all. Wait, is this the Chad guy?

  3. What a moron can label music not by listening to it, but to categorize it by the land where it is created. thats not only shallow, but incredibly immature and stupid. I hope you can give yourself a chance and listen to some of what this band has created, or better yet, go get yourself laid because it seems you need it, asshole

  4. Nah, I think I will listen to what I like. Justin Timberlake is a talented individual who can sing AND dance. The barenaked ladies can only do one of those things, which isn’t very good.

  5. yeah, the bare naked ladies are awesome!! I never laughed till i heard them bashing brian wilson! hahaha i mean, people who struggle with insanity really deserve it anyway. And the way they cram in lyrics that don’t fit! It’s pure genius!! I could listen to them all day and never get sick! Well almost. I used to know this kid who ate his boogers, now HE was funny! It’s like god said “heres something for you stupid obnoxious people who need to understand what life is all about!”
    Even their name is hilarious! I mean, theyre not even ladies, let alone bare naked!!!
    Don’t you get it??!!! sheesh!

  6. The Barenaked Ladies suck, but not because they are from Canada. They suck because their music annoys the hell out of me. I just posted about it and thought I’d see what my competition is for the term Barenaked Ladies Suck. You’re in first place.

  7. Gordon Lightfoot, Anne Murray, and the Crash Test Dummies all rock. k.d. lang too in her own little way. And, yes, I am very fat—fairly homely too, or so I’ve been told.

  8. Wow…that is the most uninformed liturgy of anti-Canadian skepticism I have ever read. Just because a band is funny in concert does not mean they cannot be taken seriously as musicians. As a matter of fact, the reason you HAVEN’T heard them on the radio for the past 10 years or so is because of the fact that they DON’T write songs for the radio. They DON’T cater to the pop-culture 4/4 beat with a catchy riff. They didn’t even write “One Week” for that. They write and perform because they love doing it.

    If you know anything about music, you know that they are not a 3 chord power pop group, either. They are all classically trained and the depth of both their progressions and the song lyrics are prominent in every collection. But you probably want to hear more top 20 talentless girly-dance music because it’s easier and simpler to listen to, and that’s cool. Just realize you have no idea what a “terrible band” means.

    As for other Canadian music, let me educate you. The sheer hypocrisy of you claiming Rush is for old people yet you cherish the Beatles (rightfully so) shows what a poor argumentative stance you have made. So to further enlighten you, allow me to list some other prominent and influential Canadian musicians:

    Steppenwolf
    The Guess Who
    BTO
    Triumph
    Pat Travers
    Max Webster
    Kim Mitchell
    April Wine
    Neil Young
    OK – the 80′s were bad….(Glass Tiger, Honeymoon Suite, Loverboy)
    Platinum Blonde
    Cowboy Junkies
    Jeff Healey
    Tragically Hip – exceptional musicians
    I Mother Earth
    Alanis
    Sum 41

    I realize you won’t like all of them. Even I don’t like all of them. But before you criticize, think of the THOUSANDS of TRASH bands that the US puts out every day. Worse yet – think of all the boy bands! For every single GOOD band/performer, how many NSYNCs and Britney’s and Jessica Simpsons are there?

    I’m as US born as you, but I obviously have a more realistic and less tainted perspective on things.

    1. They aren’t all winners but the bands and musicians from Canada that are good kick the ass of any US band. All you people are capable of producing are manufactured pop stars these days. Look at the shit in your own backyard before you spout off like an ignorant fucktard.

      And BTW… most of your best musicians are former Canadians. Check your facts…or better yet – stop blogging!

  9. Chili,
    Thanks for the compliments! I am glad you enjoyed my blog. I agree with a lot of what you said. Canada does suck, you’re right. However, I don’t agree with you that everything in America is “inherently” better. I believe, rather, that is better by nature of the fact that it is inherently American. So, I guess you could say “two of one, 1/2 dozen of another” or whatever the equivalent to that in litres is.

  10. sounds like Chille needs to Chille-ax with the maple syrup-drunken ranting and learn to “play ball” the U.S. of A. way! I don’t think Rocky flew all the way to Russia and defeated Drago just so you can stand on your pedestal and speak ill of our “tainted perspective.” Have we not learned ANYTHING from the U.S.-Canadian war of 1987? Don’t let my father’s death be for NOTHING!!!

    it is close-mindedness like this that continues to keep adults out of Jedi camp…

  11. Wow…I’m confused. I never said Canada sucked, nor did I say the US put out better bands. All I’m saying is, US & Canada have equal suckage when it comes to music. Percentage-wise, I’m guessing it’s all about the same. I just don’t understand the complete disdain for Canada.

    Nonetheless, I see no matter what I say it will be skewed to your beliefs, and that’s cool. Maybe someone out there will read what I wrote and say “Maybe that guy’s right!”

    Maybe not. In the grand scheme of things, we’re lucky to have this debate, and you’re free to not listen to anything Canadian you’d like!

  12. you are also free to understand that this is a HUMOR blog. did you really think the U.S. and Canada fought a war, too?? you may want to loosen the chinstrap on your prescription helmet… i think you are loosing oxygen.

  13. I know it’s cool to be “cynical” and sarcastic and all that, but I think the opportunity to invoke real change through intelligent discourse with complete strangers on the internet – and this is an example of that. It was wrong for me to make fun of The Bear Naked Ladies and write this story. I admit, I never actually *listened* to their music, but once I did, I saw how wrong I was. I would especially point the curious or uninitiated towards “Girl You Know It’s True” and “Girl I’m Gonna Miss You”. Those are classic melodies that will not be forgotten anytime soon. I will now take down this blog so nobody can see what a fool/hypocrite I was.

  14. Rush is Awesome, anyone who says otherwise can STFU. Maybe some of the music from canada does blow, but so does alot of the shit the U.S. puts out too. You know who really sucked, Guns and Roses, I dont care where they were from, they just suck. And I’m sure you were one of those pathetic people hoping they would come back. Too F’in bad, they sucked and Axl Rose should have gone out like Kurt Cobain. Don’t care if you dont agree, go back to listening to your shitty music and trying to pick up 14 yr olds online, you freakin jerk-offs.

  15. More Canadians! You like Rush? Wow, I am literally on the floor with surprise. I think people can like Guns N Roses and agree that it probably would have been better if Axl kicked it a long time ago. See? That’s how we do it here in “the states,” we compromise.

  16. Obviously, you left out Anne Murray because she is the straight up shiznit. Her version of “Danny’s Song” is even more electrifying than the original.

  17. I can’t believe you people! Proffesional wrestlers are dropping dead left and right and THIS is all you can think of to argue about!? Did you know that an average of 1 and a half proffesional wrestlers die each year? Sure, you could argue that half of those 1 and a half die of old age or by freak accidents(the bologna and cheese sandwich choking incident comes to mind), but this is still a major crisis folks! Get it together!

    But while I’m here, I do have a silly anecdote. I was in the city one day and saw a sign that said “Barenaked Ladies: Live Tonight!” So I was like “Gosh Heck Yeah!”, but when I got to the theater instead of real boobies all I saw were 4 or 5 of the biggest NNEERRRDD’s I have ever seen in my life(and I’m from Utah) up on a stage playing crappy music. I had to check my antipsychotic’s in my pocket to make sure I had taken my dose for the day and wasn’t hallucinating. I HAD forgotten to take them, but right after I checked a guy standing next to me said “These NNEERRDD’s with their gay little instruments are worse than that cancer of the mouth I had that time!” Well needless to say I was disapointed and I left, however that talking sign I had met earlier that night made up for it and I was entertained for hours!

  18. wow. that may be the most unentertaining post ever. eric, is there any type of anti-canadian filter that you can apply to your site? the stench of maple syrup is making me sick.

  19. Thomas Schmomas, if you are referring to the reading of my post as unentertaining, I aplogize. If there were any way I could give you back that 30 seconds of your life that you were not entertained, I would.

    However my Gram-Gram told me to tell you that she found it EXTREMELY entertaining and funny as well. She got her legs blown off in WW1, lived through the great depression in a card board box, was raped by an Austro-Hungarian Nationalist 13 times and lost her 3rd leg in a supermarket bombing(which also caused her to lose her job at the traveling carnival.) If ANYONE knows what’s funny and entertaining, it’s my Gram-Gram.

    So there.

  20. boy, you really told me off! i would like to make it up to you, so you are invited to my place for “Accidental Penis Weekend ’08.” i really, really look forward to tricking you into seeing/touching my weiner.

  21. Jesus, I take a few days off to celebrate our nation’s birthday and this is what I return to? People, y’all need to chillax! We all hate the Barenaked Ladies. Isn’t that enough? No? Ok, that’s cool.

  22. Eric, Thomas Schmomas, I am sorry. I do need to chill out and take pride in our unified hatred of the Unclothed Ladyfolk. It’s just that my younger brother ate my last Kit Kat Chocolate Covered Wafer Bar a week ago and I am having a hard time dealing with it. Plus it’s even worse because he’s not even my real brother. My parents adopted him to “save him from a sad, poor life”, or some gay reason like that. I think he was born in the back of a cockfighting arena.

    Later!

  23. Note to Chilli:

    How can you forget the band that bears your name? I almost did. That is, until I woke up in a cold sweat last night with the intro to Chilliwack’s “My Girl” coursing through my skull. I DARE you to try to defend this band, or even this one song. For those uninitiated in the wonder that is the band Chilliwack, crank up those search engines and download this one. Better yet, look up the video on YouTube. The intro is kind of like “Bohemian Rhapsody”, only the camera seems to be underneath an outhouse. How Apropos!

  24. Anyone who knows anything about the current new music scene knows that Canada is the current shining star of indie rock greatness.

    Maybe you’ve heard of some of these bands, after all, the American music press has been falling all over themselves praising them and Canada’s music scene for the last 5 years or so. If not, do yourself a favour and listen to them.

    Broken Social Scene
    Metric
    Arcade Fire
    Wolf Parade
    The New Pornographers
    Stars
    Hot Hot Heat
    Do Make Say Think
    Feist
    Frog Eyes
    Apostle of Hustle
    Tokyo Police Club
    Joel Plaskett Emergency
    controller.controller
    The Dears
    Tegan and Sara
    You Say Party! We Say Die!
    AIDS Wolf
    Cuff The Duke
    The Weakerthans
    Final Fantasy
    Death From Above
    The Constantines
    The Unicorns
    The Hidden Cameras
    Immaculate Machine

  25. just so you know, canada played the beatles months before anyone in the US would. so, is it safe to say that canadians have better taste? i mean, you like the beatles right? they are, afterall, the fucking beatles. no? or should i say, eh?

  26. You know, most of the bands in Ken’s list are crappy and WAY better than Barenaked Ladies. There are a couple of good bands listed though–Arcade Fire, The Weakerthans, The New Pornographers. But Ken doesn’t know everything about the current music scene. How should I know, you ask? I’ll tell you how I know–because one of the greatest indie bands on the Canadian music scene didn’t make his list–The FurTrappers. They’re like–indie rock gods of thunder. Doofus.

    Don’t worry, Eric, I’ll keep you in the know.

  27. Ha! The Furtrappers. Pffft! They are sooo eleven minutes ago! Everyone who’s anyone knows that the current hottest indie band from the Great White North is The Mounties Covered in Maple Syrup (think Joy Division meets the Pixies). Their latest EP, The Beaver and the Moose Enjoy a Game of Hockey(hot off the presses about 13.9 seconds ago), is the hottest thing to hit Canada since global warming.

    Oh snap! As I was typing this, I received a text on my Blackberry informing me that my favorite mp3 blog (jonahinthebellyofthewhale.blogspot.com) has been updated. As of 7.4 seconds ago, The Mounties Covered in Maple Syrup are yesterday’s news. The next big thing out of Manitoba is the band Inuit Igloo Preservation Society (think Joy Division meets the Pixies meets The Mounties Covered in Maple Syrup). Their new single “Disco Moose Party” is still being written, but the first chord is so hot it melted the lead singers igloo. Extra ironic considering the name of the band!

  28. Ha! The FurTrappers. Pfft! They are soooo eleven minutes ago! Everyone who’s anyone knows that the biggest band to come out the Great White North right now is The Mounties Covered in Maple Syrup (think Joy Division meets the Pixies). Their latest EP, The Beaver and the Moose Play a Game Of Hockey (fresh off the presses about 13.9 seconds ago) is the hottest thing to hit Canada since global warming.

    Oh snap! While I was typing this, I received a text message on my Treo telling me that my favorite mp3 blog (jonahinthebellyofthewhale.blogspot.com) has just been updated. As of 7.4 seconds ago, The Mounties Covered in Maple Syrup are yesterday’s news. The next big thing out of Manitoba is the Inuit Igloo Preservation Society (think Joy Division meets the Pixies meets The Mounties Covered in Maple Syrup). Their new single “Disco Moose Party” is awesome. It’s still being written, but the first two chords are so hot that they melted the lead singer’s igloo. Extra irony considering the band’s name!

    Oh, wait. New text message. The new “it band” out of Calgary is The Hosers. Their latest offering, “Bob & Doug McKenzie Visit the Elsinore Brewery” from the Jelly Donut EP, has just caused the moose population to become extinct. Rawk!

  29. As most industry insiders know, The FurTrappers actually got their start as a hip hop/breakdancing trio in Southeast Detroit. They did not move to Canada until 1998, after they were implicated in a deadly nightclub fire. The blaze apparrently was sparked during a pyrotechnic display when the group’s leader, Randall “Honks” Witherington was unable to control an intestinal gas bubble while performing a particularly difficult electric boogaloo. He was killed instantly, along with 50 percent of the audience. (Tessio Foonman, a dressmaker from Dearborn, the only person in attendance, says that, to this day, he still feels “only half alive”, although doctors have not been able to determine if the damage was caused by the fire or the actual performance).

    Following the melee, the remaining members moved to Toronto, and, eventually to Chilliwack, where they got a new start with the addition of (coincidentally enough) the third and lesser known McKenzie brother, Dane. The group then changed their name from “The Fart Rappers” to “Fur Trappers”, and a new chapter was about to begin.

    When we returnto “Behind The Music”, grammar takes its toll on the group.

    In 2002, deciding that he was way, way too animated on stage, the band decided to part ways with Dane McKenzie, replacing him with German/Honduran chanteur Ned Holness. The lineup was rounded out nicely with the addition of Florida rocker Dan Whitney on Bass guitar, and, of course, Billy “Ringworm” Starko, the bellweather of the group continuing as the group’s everpresent percussionist and chief songwriter.

    In late 2003, the band completed their ultimate transformation, when the words Fur and Trappers were combined, and the word “The” once(d) again took its rightful place as the band names’ modifier.

    Catch them this summer on their “Pound of Back Bacon Tour”, with opening act “Saving Nell”. They will also be joined on the Northwest leg of the tour by “The Comedians Who Are So Pissed Off And Political That They Can’t Even Have Any Fun Anymore And Just Rage Onstage When, In Actuality, The Only Reason People Laugh And Clap And That They Get Any Work At All Is That They Are Preaching To The Choir And They Should Probably Go Back To Working At A Video Store For A While So They Can Get Some Fucking Perspective Collective” starring Lewis Black, Janeane Garaofalo, and the corpse of Bill Hicks. Massachusetts concertgoers will also get a special treat when Rosie O’Donnell revisits some of her classic VH-1 Standup Spotlight material. You lucky, lucky bastards.

  30. Wow, Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable Guy in a band together? Well, on the plus side, that combination will probably create a whirling vortex of suck that will consume all of those involved. Hopefully the corpse of Bill Hicks will be spared, though. I defy you to find another comedian that has made decomposition so hilariously subversive!

  31. BREAKING NEWS!

    The members of the hot new group “Saving Nell” were tragically? killed earlier today when their tour bus collided with a crouched over Rosie O’Donnell. Unfortunatly, Rosie O’Donnell and the roadkill she was devouring were unharmed.

    A search for a replacement opening act is already under way. Rumored frontrunners include hot “indie & angry” comic? David Cross, and a rabid wolverine that has been starved and poked with a cattle prod for 9 days.

  32. Yeah, they already had David on the comedy part of the tour a couple of times, but I heard the others didn’t like him because he wasn’t pissed off consistently enough and they caught him backstage copping a smile and actually enjoying his life a few times. Understandably, they have a zero tolerance policy about that shit.

    The ‘Traps, as I like to hiply refer to them, are indeed considering David as an opening musical act. He will (theoretically), dress up like a pizza guy, and sing non-threatening platonic love ballads for an hour and a half. He may also throw in some of those good ole TTOMO songs (which are neither non-threatening nor platonic) we love so much from childhood. I hope they can get him. I mean, sure, he’s not from Canada or anything, but he IS from Georgia, and as far as I’m concerned, that’s as close to Canada as we’ve got.

    Pray To J.

  33. So what happened to Rosie? And shouldn’t she get some credit for clearing our nation’s infrastructure of potentially hazardous roadkill debris? I don’t think you guys give her enough credit. And this whole “Saving Nell” accident is obviously an evil, secret plot by the Bush White House to expose Rosie’s penchant for smothering her competition/lovers (Portia de Rossi, Aileen Wuornos, Audre Lorde, ad nauseum, ad nauseum) by sitting on their tiny, little faces until the word “auntie” comes muffling out through the folds of her skin. Heartless bastards. And damn you all for falling for it.

  34. Yeah, I was going to make a witty comment comparing Ginger’s post to Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness, but I just ended up vomiting uncontrollably. The horror! The horror! And so forth.

  35. Whatevs. You people have given me nightmares after reading your posts on this “humor” blog. Don’t DAWG my feeble attempts.

  36. Please, Ginger, do not sell yourself short. Your post was far from “feeble.” Look at it this way: if we were in the second grade, you would have totally just won the “Grosser Than Gross” gross-out contest, leaving the rest of us to wallow in shame for not being grosser than you. There we would stand, hands in the pockets of our OshKosh B’Gosh overalls, heads down and kicking at the sand with our Roos sneakers (you know, the ones with the little velcro pocket for your milk money or house key), unable to meet your triumphant gaze. I mean, come on! I ate a friggin’ booger for this! I was totally in the lead, and then some yucky, cooties-infested girl comes along and pulls the whole rug out from under me with a mature-themed crack about Rosie O’Donnell’s nether regions. I was robbed! Seriously, how does an eight year old girl even know words like “infrastructure” and “penchant” and “folds”? I think we’re gonna have to have the hall monitor investigate whether or not Ginger had some “outside help” in coming up with her little retort. I’m onto you, Ginger! I’ve seen you snuggling up to the gym teacher, Mr. Bulgy. He may look like just some muscle-headed lummox to the naked eye, but I know how much he has wanted revenge on me ever since I told him he smelled like old gym mats in front of the whole school at the Perfect Attendance Assembly last month. Well, I’m willing to bet both my collection of Pokemon cards and my new Webkinz that Santy brought me for Christmas that there’s a conspiracy here cooked up by Mr. Stinky Gym Mats and Little Miss Poopypants Ginger Ale, and I will not rest until I have uncovered their treachery and regained my rightful place as Gross-Out King of the Schoolyard! Watch your back, Ginger!

    No, really, watch your back. I put a “Kick me” sign on it about 20 minutes ago. Burned!

  37. Now that I think about it Scott, you’re right. I do rule, don’t I! There is no conspiracy here. Snuggling with Mr. Bulgy is perfectly acceptable. I’m out and I’m proud.

    (You do realize the severe ass-kicking I got in the parking lot is what caused the poopypants, don’t you?)

  38. Eric, can I violently masturbate while I watch you watch Ginger and and Scott have sex? You can masturbate too, if you want!

    If not, will you at least take a crap on a toy train while singing “Word To The Mutha!” by Bell Biv DeVoe? You don’t even have to do it in front of me. Just do it, then call me up and tell me about it.

    You will have to talk in a cockney accent though.

  39. Can you explain “violently”? And is it me, or are you guys REALLY starting to enjoy each other. If you like, the boys can play, and I’ll make videos to post on the YouTube. Oh! Oh! Oh! I can NARRATE!

  40. Well Ginger, “violently” means that I curse like a sailor(a European sailor, that is), and in between swears, I growl and bark like a junkyard dog. I also inwardly knuckle punch the head of my member after every third tug. I also like to spit a little.

    As far as the YouTube idea goes, I think I will just try to stick to MY plan that I mentioned above. Your’s sounds a little gay.

  41. Boy, I don’t Know what you guyz did, tonite, but I had a rilly gr8 nite!!! I went to the dance, and I met this rilly cute older boy;-D He didn’t really tell me is name, but a friend of mine said his name was Jim Matz or something, and then he kind of laughed, but I think it’s cuz he was jealous:-( I guess Jim can’t dance or something because he said we couldn’t, but then we went outside, and he gave me a blackberry wine cooler!!! It was great, but it must have made me real tired, cuz next thing I know, I was waking up outside behind the bus barn, and I guess Jim had to go home, cuz he was gone:-(

    Well, I walked home, cuz the dance was over, but I had a real good time, and I think I’m in L-O-V-E with Jim!!! He was so handsome and mature;-)

    I don’t think I’m gonna have any more wine coolers for a while though, I think they kinda make my butt hole hurt :-(

    Latez!!!

  42. Pit Pat, that’s SO weird!!! The kool-aid my Grandpa makes for me every Sunday does THE EXACT SAME THING! Have you been constipated for the last few days as well? I know I am right now!

    Maybe it’s something in the color dye’s?

  43. No, actually I have found that lately it is easier than ever to poop. It kind of plops out like out of a horse, if you know what I mean. It’s like, I can take a dump, but just keep on swimming!

    Maybe you should have your Pops switch to PURPLE Kool-Aid(R). Or even Wyler’s(TM). Better yet, If he’s not too religious, maybe you could talk him into some of those wine coolers I was talking about. It may not help the soreness, but at least you’ll be able to make.

    Hoping you’ll feel better soon,
    Pitty Diddy

  44. Well Pit-Pat, I TRIED to take your advice, but when I called my Grandpa and started to talk about the kool-aid, he got pretty upset!

    He told me to “shut the hell up”, and that if I ever mentioned the kool-aid again to him or anyone else, that he would “take me out with the pistol that he snatched off that dead Nazi bastard”.

    Now I don’t know why he would yell at me and then offer to take me out hunting, because I LOVE hunting, but that’s what he did!

    Boy, old people sure can be nutty sometimes!

    Speaking of nutty, I think I finally feel a BM stirring about. I gotta go. Take ‘er easy!

  45. Seriously, you guys must like trash talking people you don’t like because you just really pissed me off with what you said. Look at Avril she stole the song “girlfriend” from a band that was formed in the 1970′s. You should trash talk her not these guys.

  46. Hey, FUCK YOU!
    You obviously don’t know shit all about both BNL and Canadian music, and as such, you are in no place to criticize either of these two things with unfounded and false claims.
    This post absolutely fuckin SUCKS, you can just go ram a rake up your ass you cuntbag.
    And don’t fuck with Canadians; your “country” has too many ridiculously huge problems to even mention.

  47. I can take the swearing and the criticism, Rich, but don’t you ever DARE place quotation marks around the word “country” around here when you’re talkin’ about the good ole U S of A. I mean, I had to do it there, because it was grammatically correct (Thanks, Jan), but I wouldn’t ever do it if I was talking about your country, “Canada”.

    If I were ever to say that Canada “sucks” or anything, I wouldn’t blame you, Dick, if you were to personally lead an invasion of my “country” with the full “fighting force” of your “nation’s” “military”.

    Oh, by the way, you called them “BNL”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    You must be “French” Canadian, Reeshard, because truly, sir, you are a douche!

  48. Okay, Barenaked Ladies is the best band ever. I don’t care what any body else says. If you don’t hardly listen to them, how could you say they suck? Just because you don’t like them, does not mean they suck and are the worst band ever. I like Canada, they have brought in some great music. I leave with this quote:

    “Just because you don’t like it, doesn’t mean it sucks”

    1. With that philosophy, perhaps you should give a serious listen to the music of Justin Bieber. Based on your current taste I dare say you may have to replace the BNL as your fave.

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    Theory Of A Deadman
    Faber Drive
    Finger 11
    Lights
    Simple Plan
    BNL
    Billy Talent
    Shania Twain
    Avril Lavigne
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    Sam Roberts
    Sum 41

    And a LOT more…

    Are you TRYING to piss off all Canucks?

  50. Thank you for saying what needed to be said: Barenaked Ladies are the suckiest band that ever sucked. It’s dork rock that even dorks can’t stand.

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  56. I met BNL though when I won a contest sponsored by their fan club. They barely spoke to me! I was so pissed. And within the next few years, Ed got in a plane crash, Page got busted for cocaine and his marriage blew up and he left the band. If I hadn’t met them, I’d probably still be a fan, but their rudeness really pissed me off.

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  58. Holy shit whoever wrote this is the biggest fucking douchebag ever. You didn’t even mention a single song of theirs that is bad. Personally, I believe the barenaked ladies to be the greatest band of all time. Their concerts are amazing, they are freaking hilarious and they’re just up there to have fun. They’re not really trying to teach us anything, they’re just up there to give us awesome songs that we can sing along to. You really think that they are the worst ever? you know that rebecca black is still making songs right? and so is Justin Bieber!! Exactly why are they the worst? YOU DIDN’T EVEN GIVE A REASON!! you just kept saying “they suck” over and over. Their old stuff had lots of meaning, listen to “The Flag” “War on Drugs” and “Falling for the First TIme” and come back and tell me they’re the worst band ever. That’s another thing!! you can’t say that a band is the worst ever if you have barely listened to their music!! that’s just intolerance. So you hate Canada? why? do you hate friendliness and universal healthcare? if I had to choose anywhere to live besides America, i would choose Canada. and the person you choose to like is Justin Timberlake? Really? he’s an okay actor and he’s freaking hilarious on SNL, but his annoying high pitched voice just drives me insane! and yeah, alot of the barenaked ladies’ songs don’t make sense. One Week and Another Postcard don’t make any sense, but they’re not suppossed to!!!! its just in good fun!! why would you hate these guys? its like hating Jimmy Fallon or How I Met Your Mother, they’re just nice people trying to give others entertainment. I hate whoever wrote this so much, have fun being a cynical asshole the rest of your life.

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  60. HollyWoodPhony cango kill it’s self because clearly it doesen’t deserve to be on the same planet as The Barenaked Ladies, because anyone who has even the slightest sense of hearing could tell you The Barenaked Ladies are the best band for the last 20 years. Also your just being plain nationalistic, why do you have some weird hate for Canadians and their music. You haven’t taken into acount that The Barenaked Ladies wrote and sung the theme tune to the best American TV program ever The Big Bang Theory so if you hate The Barenaked Ladies so much then you also hate an American comedy which has had over 20,000,000 views at a time.(Thats 1/3 of the population of the UK.) You clearly can’t appreciate good music and you have judged them just because of their natinality, you should remove this post right away and go somewhere no one can find you and die their. Thankyou for taking the time to read this post, have fun dying HollyWoodPhony.

  61. Dave, are you a crackhead? Barenaked ladies are pure, utter shit! Also, what the hell does the producer of the big bang being a fan, have to do with them being a good band? Just because Chuck Lorre is a fan, everyone should automatically love them?! I do appreciate good music and I’m not judging them based on their nationality, i’m judging them based on the fact they’re a complete joke!

  62. You put an exclamation mark after a question mark, I doon’t think your opinion is valued in this case if you don’t know the basic rules of English grammar.

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  64. Funny. Rush are amongst the greatest musicians in the world and pretty much all the other legendary musicians go to their concerts. They are the living band with more gold and platinum records. Their lyrics are considered by many the greatest crossover between music and philosophy and literature. They sell out around 60 venues per year months before they arrive there and have the biggest light show of any live act in music history. They are only three musicians but manage to play five instruments simultaneously plus singing, they play for 2 and half hours at 60 years old and 80% of their fans are musicians.

    Indeed, Rush sucks.

    Btw, Triumph are also Canadian and are a great band. Saying that a band sucks just because they come from X or Y country is signing a declaration of stupidity. Try to study music and learn some instruments before you make such claims. I’ve been studying music for a decade, playing live for six years and make half of my life as a musician and I don’t make such absurd claims. So please, do learn before you speak about things you don’t grasp.

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